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可憐的宅急便送貨員

接到宅急便客服之類的的電話
                                                                               
問我說禮拜六收到的包裹
                                                                               
送貨員讓管理員代收前有沒有打電話給我
                                                                               
我先說沒有 他是給了管理員後直接傳簡訊給我說管理員代收了
                                                                               
又想說感覺有人要倒大楣
                                                                               
救他一下好了 說我在睡覺可能沒接到XD
                                                                               
客服又問我說包裹上的單子有送貨員的名字
                                                                               
我跟他說我丟掉了耶(這是實話)
                                                                               
然後感覺客服很無奈的跟我SAY GOODBYE了
                                                                               
可憐的送貨員 以後不要再偷懶了XD


可憐的實驗室學長

今天下午實驗室的網路突然斷線
                                                                               
後來無線網路先好
                                                                               
我跟學長說借他的電腦我看一下透可板有沒有人再說網路怎麼了
                                                                               
學長就開了火狐 (火狐能開BBS嗎??)
                                                                               
然後看到他有很多的分頁
                                                                               
學長說抱歉我關一下
                                                                               
我說沒關係啦我只是要看一下板
                                                                               
靠過去一看
                                                                               
原來學長你在實驗室裡查A片阿= =+
                                                                               
(學長週末回家沒把筆電帶走 上禮拜八舍網路也還沒好XD)
                                                                               
學長一臉尷尬一直說抱歉的關掉好幾個分頁
                                                                               
(學長週末回家沒把筆電帶走 上禮拜八舍網路也還沒好XD)
                                                                               
學長一臉尷尬一時說抱歉的關掉好幾個分頁
                                                                               
我當然是很貼心的閃到一旁去讓他關
                                                                               
我當然是很貼心的閃到一旁去讓他關
                                                                               
很想拍拍他的肩膀說沒關係
                                                                               
我偶爾也會查查立花大姐等人長什麼樣子
                                                                               
才會一眼看出來你急忙關掉的是A片的封面
                                                                               
只是不會忘記要把分頁先關掉才能關機
                                                                               
好在你沒把電腦帶回家 被你家夫人看到才是大大的不妙阿XDDD

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